I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda